How Cool You Are
by Anonymous Adoring Fan
You are as cool as polar bears (even the ones in the North Pole, not just the ones in the zoo).
You are as cool as Popsicles, for example, the Itzakadoozie ones with 4 different flavours.
You are as cool as Jeff from Today's Special.
You are as cool as some ice cream flavours, like the new President's Choice flavour: Peppermint Chocolate, Chocolate Fudge Crackle, and cooler than any flavour of soy-ice cream.

How cool you are.